Welcome to the first of a bazillion Christmas posts
OK, maybe one or three
‘Cause those in the know, KNOW I love the shit out of Christmas
Oh and fuck it, one more….HERE!
Today’s topic is about the main man
Who in Australia is called Father Christmas
My girls call him Santa
I call him the man-that-can-help-me-get-my-kids-to-do-anything-if-I-tell-them-he’s-watching
Yay for December!
What did you think Santa looked like as a kid?
I don’t remember every thinking that looked like this dude
Some of my girlfriends (I’m talking to you Clare & Michelle) have been sending me through some of these cute boy pics
There’d be a lot more left out on Christmas Eve than cookies and milk
If this was what was coming down your chimney
Am I right, girls?
But we’ve all got to wake up sometime
Oh yeah fellas, I didn’t forget you
Here’s Santa’s grandaughter
Who I’m pretty sure used the front door
Not the chimney