F.O.C.U.S-ing FRIDAY for the WIN!

You guys, how about….instead of a FUCK(ING) IT UP (THIS) FRIDAY

We maybe should have a F.O.C.U.S. Friday!
For those of you that have my latest album, or have been to a show recently, you’ll already know this one
The footage is from the UK/Ireland Tour, and if you came to one of those shows, you might even catch a glimpse of yourself somewhere in the clip….supastaaaarrr!!
I reckon this is the the perfect Friday song (and a pretty good song for Mondays too)
You’ve probably had a gutfull of your more ‘wanky’ co workers
And have been biting your tongue all week, and wishing they would go fuck themselves with a pineapple, or at least get a really itchy STD
But wait!
There’s a cure for that
In the form of this song
ESPECIALLY if they don’t know what F.O.C.U.S. means yet
So crank it up loud, and get the office singing along
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And Monday, I’ll be doing a special F.O.C.U.S. giveaway!
Free shit….HUZZAH!!!
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Disclaimer: I realise that it’s not really Friday ANYWHERE anymore (except maybe here in the U.S.) please direct all complaints to YOUTUBE – who I had to convince that this was MY song, I wrote it blah blah copyright Nazis. Hence the reason it’s being posted on a Saturday for most of you. On a related note, I need more wine and Imma send YouTube the bill and a FOCUS sticker.

video of the (wasted) week

Firstly, I have to say that it makes me proud that when my friends see vids like this, they think of me (thanks Lauren!)
Secondly, if you don’t think it’s funny, then we probably can’t be friends

Thirdly, I love how everyone is so blasé about poor drunk dude. They, for the most part, offer him a quick hand….but mainly stay out of his way
So you KNOW he pulls this shit every week
I almost feel bad that he doesn’t even end up getting his beer after all that wobble-walking around the store
We should just be thankful he’s not at a drive-thru liquor store (like we have in Australia)

I reckon if the sound was on this, you’d hear him the whole time saying
I’MALRIGHT-I’MALRIGHT-I’MALRIGHT…

I know for sure that dude’s theme song should be this tune


And he should look at home deliverary.