frankston

I’m really enjoying our new toy

We were calling it the IP

Now we’re calling it the dongle

I’m told that’s the proper name for it in the UK

And it’s easy to remember

Anyway – this dongle is awesome

 

I’ve just come offstage here in Frankston

I made this pic black and white ’cause my blue stage eyeshadow is fucking frightening up close it looks better

And now I’m blogging

I know, I know, this technology has been around forever

But I’m a bit slow with everything some things!

 

So this is the venue

It has a massive backstage area

That I’ve been lost in twice already took me a while to find my way around

 

I was wondering why the crowd was looking at me like I had 3 heads a bit funny when I walked out on stage tonight

I thought it was because I was sooo much hotter in person

Once I saw the ticket I worked it out

It’s a bit blurry I know

But it says JOHNY TALIA

So that’s how I signed all my cds tonight

‘Cause I’m a spaz

 

Dad’s onstage right now

Again, it’s a bit blurry

But I so wasn’t going to turn the flash on

‘Cause then he would have noticed me taking photos

And totally told me to fuck off

 

‘Cause he’s a bastard funny fucker like that