everything’s on tap

One of the things that I love about living in the US is that I can get pretty much whatever I want, when I want it

When I get back from tour and I’m jet-lagged at 3 in the morning?

No worries

I can just go shopping

And when I’m feeling like a lazy cow it’s raining, or I have the kids in the car, I can drive around and get stuff done without ever getting out of the car

Drive through food

Drive through dry cleaning

Drive through Banking

But Australia is the winner in the booze department which is all that really matters

Drive through bottle shops! (liquor stores)

And although this isn’t drive through – it’s a convenience I haven’t seen in the US yet

Teeth whitening

In the middle of the MALL!!

(today in Frankston)

Is it just me – or does this seem bizarre?

I’d rather buy one of those home whitening kits than lay in the middle of a busy shopping centre 

With dribble running down my chin

And people stopping to have a look 

And some rude bastards even stopping to take photos!

Yeah sorry, I’m going to need a bit more privacy than this

What’s next?

 

A bikini waxing booth?

 

**for the record – this dude looks like a big ol’ uncle pervey – and I wouldn’t let him wax my surfboard – let a lone my girly bits!!