Written by JENNY TALIA
BOTH BARRELS MUSIC
I first met him last Thursday
I remember the time
7:15 we were both online
A friend suggestion from my best mate Shaz
Who I haven’t met either
But she’s really rad
So I clicked on accept
And it didn’t take long
For me to work out that he was the one
And when I saw his picture I thought OMG
Fell right into my lap (top) he was for me
O-O-O-O-On Facebook
I fell in love
On Facebook
I’ve done me nuts
We started off slow, just harmless flirting
But after a while I knew for certain
We joined the same groups
And had virtual zoos
Sent me virtual flowers
And virtual hugs too
Had 8 friends in common
How good’s that?
In a virtual world
That’s a virtual match
His virtual words spoke to me
After virtual drinks he poked me
O-O-O-O-On Facebook
I cracked a moisty
On Facebook
I’ve done me ovaries
They reckon you can’t find love online
But those that say that have never used skype
We made virtual love thru our laptop screens
He virtually held me so tenderly
And the power and the passion I’ll never forget
Thru my high speed broadband internet
He’s my soul mate my every dream
And I told him that as he wiped his screen
O-O-O-O-On Facebook
Poked ourselves silly
On Facebook
It felt so real
Then last night while harmlessly surfing the net
I came across stuff that I can’t forget
His face and his profile on other pages
Like Bebo and Twitter and even MySpace
And I nearly cried when I read his profle
As a swinger who likes making movies of fat chicks online
O-O-O-O-On Facebook
He broke me heart
On Facebook
All men are bastards
On Facebook
My relationship status says it’s complicated
On Facebook
May 25th, 2010 at 6:59 pm
I love Jenny & Kev ~ Aussie are awesome
/i’m an aussie too, WE ROCK!