Written by JENNY TALIA
BOTH BARRELS MUSIC
First met him he was changing his tyres
Out front dairy queen
Changing tyres with the fool that had
Parked his car next to him
I knew then and there it was love at first sight
With his beer belly, bucked tooth, red hair and cute little piggy eyes
Them’s the thangs that appeal to a simple country girl like me
He’s my redneck, tobacco chewing, hillbilly lovin’ machine
He ain’t had a lot of learning he was seven
When he quit school
Said it made his head hurt, said his head
Was already full
He don’t need t the education you’d get at a university
But he can fight and he can fish and he sure can fuck the devil outta me
Out here that city learning don’t mean a thing
He’s my redneck, tobacco chewing, hillbilly lovin’ machine
He’s got a still up on hill
Where he brews his mountain dew
Wears a possum coat
And a hat from a road kill ‘coon
Won the tobacco spitting prize at the fair and the watermelon toss
I so proud when he came 1st & 3rd in jackin’ off
It ain’t big but he’s got the cutest dick I ever did see
He’s my redneck, tobacco chewing, hillbilly lovin’ machine
He’s a foot stomping, knee slappping
Boot-scooting, toe tapping fool
Plays the washboard and the spoons
And picks a bit of banjo too
He surprised me at the waffle house when he got down on one knee
Slipped the ring from a beer can on my finger and proposed to me
When his divorce comes through from his sister he’ll be free
To be my redneck, tobacco chewing, hillbilly lovin’ machine
Them’s the thangs that appeal to a simple country girl like me
He’s my redneck, tobacco chewing, hillbilly lovin’ machine