There have been a lot of people asking where they can get hold of the new album in CD format. It’s been available on iTunes since last month, but as of TODAY, for those who like ‘kickin’ it old school’ you can buy the CD of F.O.C.U.S. through the website. Huzzah!!
JUST CLICK HERE!
You can also get hold of all the swag that’s been released for the UK/Ireland Tour
T-Shirts, beanies, stickers, tattoos (fake ones, because real ones hurt YO! And I am a pussy)JUST CLICK HERE!
To make it all a little bit more exciting – although I’m not sure how much more excitement I need tonight after some drunk dude just snuck in backstage and barged into my dressing room scaring the shit out of me.
Enough to make me spill my wine, for fuck’s sake.
Although not enough to make me put my clothes on.
Fuck him, why shouldn’t HE suffer too?
Anyhoo, to enter to win some F.O.C.U.S. swag, just leave a comment here. Any comment at all!
I’ll pick a winner at random on Friday
I might even pick TWO!
UPDATE: WInner, winner chicken dinner! Congrats to DANNY HODGSON from the UK & KELLY FERRET from Australia….you guys BOTH have a F.O.C.U.S. SWAG pack on it’s way to you….fuck yeah!!!
Jenny Tallia, from Australia I’d love to win your goods,
see cause Chocolates Better than Sex Ive been eating too many Puds,
Now I aint got a thing to fit and cover me massive boobs. So I dont mind if they come in 50 Shades as long as they cover me tits,
On second thoughts just send me two hats…. they’d definitely fit.
Love Ya xxx
You rocked at Fairfield thanks for the show and for taking my fiance’s cherry too.
I hope we were gentle enough…
Roll on Nov 4th Dunfermline and Scotland can’t wait to see you guys again
F.O.C.U.S…………….. JUST FOCUS!
Hey Jenny,
I would love to win some FOCUS stuff but I would also love for you to hurry and come back to Tassie.
You were absolutely fantastic in Croydon last night. Meeting you again and having my photo taken with you made my evening. Thanks for the laughs (and sore cheeks!) See you next time xx
Had a great time in Croydon tonight. Suggest you sack that useless Kiwi in one of your photos for your mic troubles – technology, eh! Looking forward to seeing you next year when you headline your own tour!
totally not Daz’s fault…apparently it’s a ‘venue’ issue with the frequency on my mic. But you’re right….technology…fark.
“Jennys better than choclate”!
Great show in Chatham last friday, already queing for nxt uk tour & i may even show up in Dartford poke poke x
I’m tipping if don’t get F.O.C.U.Sed on with the pack, second prize of Jenny reading a bedtime story from 50 Shades of Grey is out of the question 😉
Heya, sorry to have to quote a song of ya dad’s (been listening to him for years thanks to my mum & dad being fans of his lol he is awesome) anyhow, JENNYYYYYYYYY FUCKEN LEGEND (in the tune of Nigel fucken legend lol) would love to win some of ya stuff 🙂
I am so looking forward to when you get back to Australia and start doing your shows!!
I am already getting a group together for when you do your shows in Sydney, next year (hopefully). Most of this group will be ‘show virgins’, can’t wait for you to “break them in!”
Should be a EXCELLENT night!
Hello there *waves* I love the new FOCUS song. All the stuff in the photo looks brilliant too. I so can’t wait to see you guys. I’ve talked a girl at work into coming to the Dunfermline gig with me, so fingers crossed with that one!
Did Kev bring any of his books to sell, I’d really like one.
F.O.C.U.S
Kalgoorlie style!!!
I love telling people to F.O.C.U.S
You are such an incredible artist, so fucking hilarious, I love seeing the look on my friends faces when they hear your songs for the first time! You’re also an incredibly awesome person, generous and beautiful! (suck suck haha but it’s true!) Xx
Hi Jenny, cant wait till we come to the show in Gravesend on the 10th..bringing a whole new generarion to the party lol..Train them young lol xx
Hi Jenny.
Would love to win the swag. Love all of your piss-funny albums!
Porka
Pleaz can i have a pack to put on my yummy wife
So loved seeing u n the old man when you was in Dubbo last. Please please please please please please come back to dubvegas we need a good laugh
just leave a comment here. Any comment at all! 🙂
You are a deadset legend Jenny!
I introduced my old man too you after he brought me up listening to your old man.
Listening to your family is a family tradition!
Hiya Jen just wanted to say how Fucking awesome I think u r. Im coming to see u in Plymouth next weekend & I’ve been looking forward to it all year. Every time I listen to ur songs I end up laughing. I remember the first time I saw u live & u did the wax song, I was laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe & it took me bloody weeks to listen to it in the car (also I was on Date that night & the guy I was with got freaked right out!) U r a total legend 🙂 x
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F.O.C.U.S. all over again, looking forward to seeing you again this time in Peterborough front seats as usual, cant wait, Cop u later.xx
You were great in Chatham, loving the new album! Usually play first album full volume to do housework to, now my neigbours have something new to complain about lol. Nxx
i sooooo want to win please xxxxxx
Fukn F.O.C.U.S ppl!!! How appropriate for the cockhead drivers in Toowoomba, QLD!! =D
Please Jenny, please! I live in the States and just love you and Dad. If you ever get up to New England, drinks are on me!
Hey Jenny, you and your dad are LEGENDS! We can’t wait to see you at Kings Lynn next month. F.O.C.U.S Rocks! 🙂
Finally someone who tells it like it is!
Chocolate is better than sex and FOCUS is the perfect thing to us at my job when I have very annoying customers who haven’t a clue how to do their job on the other end of the phone!
Many thanks Jenny!
hey Jenny 🙂
had a fantastic night when you was in Chatham. you made my day. do you remember at the end when you and your dad was signing and taking pics and that lad fell back into the signs….. yer thats my other half and he only had 3 pints :-\ I have a pic of him falling to might just add it to your fb page 🙂
anyway hope you and the family are good and can’t wait till your back in Chatham
much lovage xxx xxx xxx
Hey Jenny!! Cant wait to see you and Kev in Belfast. I thought being pregnant and waiting for baby to arrive was bad enough but waiting for you two to get here is a lot worse. Really looking forward to a great night out. see you soon x
dont mess about jen, just drop us some swag or no wine on the 26th october in brum! x
Will you ever, ever visit Sweden? Pleease!
I went to my allotment last week and found someone had covered it with 2 inches of soil. I went again yesterday only to find it covered again with another 2 inches of soil. The plot thickens….
Would love to win Jen, cause am stuck in hospital. Might cheer me up. Love ya keep up good work.
Saw you at Basingstoke in 2003 and Portsmouth in 2012, both times fucking brilliant. Look forward to your next tour!
Jenny, oh Jenny where do I start………. Love you’re work mate, you’re a true aussie legend!!!!!
Hi Jenny. Loved your work when my Dad and I saw you with Kev in Hoppers Crossing last year. Please come back again soon. Glad you’re enjoying the UK tour – my brotherin law and sis who married here in Feb got the word of your tour so hopefully they’ve enjoyed it as much as we do. Cheers!
i love a man who parts his hair in a circle…………………pmsl still makes me chuckle. havent laughed so much as i did when seeing you in worthing on sunday thought baby was gonna appear lol
ha ha ha – I keep saying F.O.C.U.S to my boss and he has no idea what I really mean 🙂 see ya in Plymouth next Sat x
apart from givin me my kids, the only thing i thank my (soon 2 b ex – not soon enough 4 me tho) husbandis introducing me 2 ur dad& thats how i got 2 know yr music too. will continue 2 buy tickets 2 c u weneva u decide 2 come over & hope 2 get over my fear of crowds enuf 2 meet u in person one day
thnx!
I run clubs for learning disabilities and a few weeks ago we were at the allotment. A couple of guys don’t like digging preferring to listen to music through my husbands phone. I’m working up the other end when I hear one of the boys (downs syndrome) singing along the word “bastard” to your song. We rushed back and changed the track but it was in his head and he sat there with a big grin just singing bastard for 10 minutes. We quickly put on Queen’s we are the champions and got them to all sing along but I had to explain to his family, when they collected him, in case he sang it again. Looking forward to seeing you in Folkestone. xx
hi jenny , you were both fantastic on sunday in sunny worthing , we got kevs book and my sister has made the boobs page lol it was a long time ago that we did that lmfao x x x x can not wate to see you again when you come back to worthing x x x
Jenny and kev rocking uk tour 2012 cant wait to travel from scotland to kent to see you in folkestone is it november yet?
Been lookin for my swag! Guess I just gotta FOCUS
OH OH PICK ME PICK ME!! love ya bitch
would wear it proudly..if I was lucky to win x
I have D.I.L.I.G.A.F ……………….now i need F.O.C.U.S………….there are some fucking ugly ones here
Thanks for a romatic perfect evening for mine and hubbys wedding anniversary. We are planning to come again and introduce our 19 and 18 year old to true comedy 🙂
Saw you & your dad in Chavham (chatham) ….. Now I’m hooked 🙂