There have been a lot of people asking where they can get hold of the new album in CD format. It’s been available on iTunes since last month, but as of TODAY, for those who like ‘kickin’ it old school’ you can buy the CD of F.O.C.U.S. through the website. Huzzah!!
JUST CLICK HERE!
You can also get hold of all the swag that’s been released for the UK/Ireland Tour
T-Shirts, beanies, stickers, tattoos (fake ones, because real ones hurt YO! And I am a pussy)JUST CLICK HERE!
To make it all a little bit more exciting – although I’m not sure how much more excitement I need tonight after some drunk dude just snuck in backstage and barged into my dressing room scaring the shit out of me.
Enough to make me spill my wine, for fuck’s sake.
Although not enough to make me put my clothes on.
Fuck him, why shouldn’t HE suffer too?
Anyhoo, to enter to win some F.O.C.U.S. swag, just leave a comment here. Any comment at all!
I’ll pick a winner at random on Friday
I might even pick TWO!
UPDATE: WInner, winner chicken dinner! Congrats to DANNY HODGSON from the UK & KELLY FERRET from Australia….you guys BOTH have a F.O.C.U.S. SWAG pack on it’s way to you….fuck yeah!!!
Oi Fuck wit lol can i have some esp the hat(plus the other bits) as need that for me holidays to keep me ears warm when got me earphones on listening to ya cd lol
been pissing myself laughing all day listening to camel toe and the bastard song. I promise i will bring spare knickers to Reading on Saturday night just in case! love ya x
I think I should win as I work in a male Immigration Removal Centre and would love to put your CD over the tannoy in the morning for roll check after first saying “F.O.C.U.S. BASTARDS”. Might not have a job after but as your dad would say DILLIGAF 🙂
By the way, saw you in Portsmouth on Tuesday an you & Kev were both awesome x
Love ya Jen! Looking forward to seeing you next year! Saw you Sunday with my dopey hubby in Worthing, seen you a few times now… does that make us stalkers or groupies?
I would love to win this swag because Chatham was the first time I had ever seen you and your dad on stage and it was the best thing I had ever seen , plus when you signed my blonde leading the blonde cd you were lovely THANKS x I WILL be extending my cd collection with all of your work
I haven’t been able to “focus” properly since I got protein in my eye last week from Alan Cumming. Some people think he’s a bit of a spunk. Now I find all of this a bit ironic…
The show was fab at Portsmouth on 9th Oct but never get to get anything signed or get a pic
I need some FOCUS to get me through my day!
happy fuckitup friday great gig at whiterock hastings
hope kev is ok , see you next yr jen x
Hey aunty jen x loved u @ hastings & my fiancd loved u 2 xx welcome 2 the family – maybe u cud come 2 the wedding nxt july xx julie wud love some focus gear x sees ya soon x i hope ur enjoyin ur prezzies & that ur certicates on the wall in ur office x
See ya next week!
bonza!
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From Our Creative Unusual Sentient
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Feral Oldies Chundering Under Seats
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Tell ya what Jenny I am fuckin’ glad it is you and your dad that write song lyrics and think things up, and not me Mind you me and hubby had fun trying to do this. Really looking forward to seeing you in Kings Lynn xx
you and your dad are the best iv ever seen on stage love the pair of you “do i win anything for sucking up?lol”
Heya Jen, had such a laugh seeing you and kev at westcliff, opening night! 🙂 also my nice sophie is the one who has dilligaf on her wrist! i’ll share with her! 🙂 x
Awesome work and PLEASE PLEASE Get over the ditch to NZ specifically HAWKES BAY ……
Being part of the Gravesend D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F choir I feel some F.O.C.U.S goodies would fit the bill nicely!! 😉 xx
I never win feck all so I thought -kd chance my arm….if I don’t F.O.C.U.S on the prize then I’ll have to put my DILLIGAF face on 😉 Super looking forward to seeing you both at the end of October 😉 xx
if i dont win im buying them anyway! ha! x
Love your work Jen
Jens 50 Shades makes the books enjoyable…..lol
Well people these days get bagged for their music playlists all the bloody time. Then they ask me to put something on. So I always crank up the speakers and put some good old Jenny (and Kevin) on. Especially the new parasites song. My fav. Glad it’s not a cassette tape it it would of been worn out by now 🙂 great stuff love ya Jen. In a love ya song way Jen. So u can let go of me now and take ya tongue back from me throat!! Cheers. And keep the songs a coming !!!
I think I should win- just went for my first trip out to inverell NSW- agh! F.O.C.U.S were the words I used the most- few cousins marrying cousins out that way!!!
Hi Jenny
Looking forward to seeing you and the old man in Dunfermline soon. Watch out for us Scots because we are loud and lairy!
Cause I work in retail, most of my customers are FUCKTARDLY in FOCUS. Oi, and i am an Aussie sheila who can relate to your songs.
Ta
Don Don
If your wearing a lips t-shirt we must do a swap. And I can’t wait for my new BRIWYUNT hat. You lil minx you told me you weren’t doing them.xx
You may have made me change my mind 😉
F.O.C.U.S. My new favourite word…
Been waiting for this to come out Jen, livin in Christchurch New Zealand is a worry and need your music to cheer us all up Ta Darlin. PS would have a wine or 2 or 3 when listening of course!!!
well i cant actually be assed to write anything interesting as im too damn tiered.. can i have some goodies anyhow?
just leave a comment here. Any comment at all!
lovely lovely people!
Awsome as always – loved you at Southend! No focus tshirts for sale there! Love singing Chocolate is better than sex whilst out riding! Good job my horse doesnt care im out of tune!
Need to win so I can give the drivers of Essex something to look at other my fat arse on my horse!
If I win I PROMISE I will share with a certain ‘little’ person! xx
I need FOCUS to get my point across as clearly as DILLIGAF does.
Cheers
Would I love the CD !!!! Fookin too right!!!! I have not stopped listening to your songs on YouTube since seeing you in Pompey on Tuesday night, you and ya dad were amazing and I honestly don’t think I have ever laughed so much! Still suffering from pulled muscles though 🙁
FOCUS will for sure be a new one for me bloody loved it , ssssoooo looking forward to seeing you back next year Jen take care ,natx
PS, not to sure I’m not a spanner!!!
That’s what I call my Daughter Especially as her last name is Tanner 🙂
Hi Jen I would love to get some FOCUS stuff. Pretty please! Got the CD but would love a hat & other stuff for taking the most awesomest photos at saarfend on the first night that tiu have used on your blog!! Plus I missed out getting you & yr dad to sign my cd’s as the que was too long and we had and hours drive home :-(((((((l
Xxx
saw you at Dorking last night, what a show tinged with sadness. Took my daughter and son-in-law with me (his first time).
had a great seat and really enjoyed the show.
Wish you would get daddy to change his mind so we can see you together.Look forward to seeing you again sometime.
I have to say FOCUS sooo many times during the tea and if I had your swag I could just just point and smile!!! xxx
Jenny I am SOOOOOOO SORRY!!!!! it was my husband who barged in to your dressing room. he told me he had met you but i thought he meant in the bar!!!!!! i am so embarrased, i hope you told him to FOCUS the BASTARD!
Great show, i loved you to bits and am still laughing!!!!
Emma
I’m betting Mr Williams has quite the hangover this morning…lol xx
Hi I would love to win your swag as I think you and your dad are great. I saw you both at worthing on the 7th. I was with my husband alan and my sister plus her husband. I was the person that asked you if I can still get hold of a chocolate t-shirt. Thanks for a fab night.
As I have always been a big fan of yours and your a super lovely person who is the best superstar around you should let me have all the swag so I can highlight more to the people of Great Britain who the great Jenny Talia is 🙂
C’mon Jen, I think it’s time I won something!! Oh, and BTW, when are you coming back to Perth??
next year!
i will be a spare in your video for 50 shades or if a dont win i will steal them when your in glasgow. the albums shit hot aswell.
I would love some FOCUS gear! Saw you in Worthing!
F.O.C.U.S …. yeah i would of been if i bought that lot last nite at dorking….. lol great show last nite at dorking ..
Top Sheila. saw you at portsmouth (pompey to the locals). A chip of the old block Jen. loved you songs and you dirty giggle. keep singing and hope to see you there again. Your dad can make a cameo, not camel toe, as well if he wants.
I wish to purchase a copy of this cd face to face. (Unless I win a copy, but that’s highly unlikely) So I’m guessing I’ll be waiting until next year before I’m repping your beats on the way to work… F.O.C.U.S. 🙂
I work in a job where I’m dealing with old folks all the time. The other day I took pity on a little old lady standing in the rain and offered her a lift. All well and good until I turned the key and ‘Fuck off, cos ur stupid’ blasted from the radio. Bugger. Not so popular now.
Would be great to win some swag, look well cool xx
Hey Jen your songs are Shit Hot had a brilliant night out in Gravesend best night ever,especially loved the Essex Girl Song i was pissin myself as i’m an Essex Girl LOL X Thanks for the hugs at the end of the show X
F.O.C.U.S Forget Other Comediens Ur Super cant wait to c u in southport bringing my daughter Lucy she`s so excited
I have been spreading the word of F.O.C.U.S at work, in fact 4 of us have made a game of it. We pick a random person, usually someone on a higher pay grade than us, and see how many times during the shift we can tell them to FOCUS. Today it was my stressy deputy supervisors turn. She was told to “Chill out and FOCUS” 19 times! Hahahaha
F.O.C.U.S… of course she is good !!!! just like her dad….