Who wants to win a JENNY TALIA pack this Christmas?? (not JT RACK – that belongs to Diamond)
You do??
Well let’s get on it then, shall we?
The first winner was Andrew Meaker – go Andy!
The second winner will be drawn THIS FRIDAY (16th Dec)
The winner will receive
WHO DARES GRINS DVD
A JT BLACK SINGLET
POSTER
CD
And all of it will be personally signed…to YOU
For those of you who still want to order the new DVD or any other merchandise – don’t forget the cut off date for Christmas orders is December 15th (Australia & NZ orders CLICK HERE) (Everywhere else, CLICK HERE to order)
To enter, just leave a comment here, telling me WHY you love me your favourite song of mine!
Easy peasy lemon squeezy!
….And GO!!
My favourite song at the moment is your latest FIUFriday song…..about the Politician Parasites…what a Hum Dinger…..well done Jenny!
Hey Jen, I already have your dvd and stuff but my favourite song of yours is FACEBOOK as you already know. But just wanted to tell you coz i forgot to tell u the other night, that it’s my 24th birthday on the 17th of this month. “hint hint” lol. Love ya xx
Toss up between WAX OFF and CAMEL TOE. Both tell a story and leave a picture in your mind that even men can relate to. Unlike most comedians these days they pick on a audience member the whole night. You tell stories we can all relate to in words and in song. A true AUSSIE MRS LEGENED.
Camel toe is my fav song, heard it first when you oped for your dad at a show and fell in love with it. The little giggle you done all show is so good an funny i listen to your songs waiting for it hahah
Fav song has to be Facebook song, it’s just brilliant and senn you sing love several times. Already got tickets to see you next year with your dad.
My fave song of yours is The Bastard Song, because you sang it to my fiancé at one of your shows 🙂
Ur last fuck it up friday song with You bunch of parasites… so true so true so true!
I love the fact that you genuinly look like you LOVE what you do! You have fun with your music and it makes it sooooo enjoyable!!!
btw I loved meeting you at crown on Saturday!!!
The song would have to be The Bastard Song,,,, you just say and sing how us girls think,,, well done
There are so many to pick from however the one that i find i know off by heart and have been passing around to my mates like a joint at a Snoop Dogg concert, is Parasite, I just love it as it’s speaks what I’ve been ranting about when it comes to our politicians.
Favorite song at the moment is ‘Facebook’ as it relates to all facebook users, and sung by a true blue legend.
My favourite song would have to be BASTARD…. The night you sang that in Cessnock was an absolute scream. Also PARASITE is fucking brilliant. Says what all Aussies think. You rock Jenny….
My favourite song is BASTARD . Lol I was once married to one of those BASTARDS now Im married to the best Husband ever . My husband n I listen to ur songs time n time again especially when we are trucking all over Australia we have also seen u perform in concert once would love to see n meet u again ur so fantastic all ther best for Christmas to u Jenny & ur Family cheers Faye & John xx
My favorite song of yours would be bastard because you too the piss outta that Chris guy at woodridge when you were in QLD. And it didn’t stop there, he asked you to sign his back so you wrote in permanent marker ” hi my names Chris and I take it up the ass.
Hey Jenn ,
I love your work my fav song is wait and the reason
For this is you look and sound really scary in one of the clips
I seen on face book but I LOVE YOUR SMILE… And one would like to
See you live one day…
Cheers ,
BULLFROG 🙂
My favourite song is Bastard. we have all had a man like that in our lives at one point or another. there are a few id like to sing it to but dont have the balls lol. i make do with youtube and an empty room to sing it at the top of my lungs. although if fuck it up fridays count then Up Yours is definately a winner 😀
Mine HAS to be Fuck for a living. There could not have been a more fitting tribute to Australia’s funniest bloke, by the ONLY person that could fill shoes that big, err small, lol.Even if it wasn’t meant as a tribute it sums up a great life and what must have been an awesome childhood and dad. Reminds me very much of my own very disfunctional but awesome family.
Got to be Camel Toe. You were in doing this in Cape Town when I was living in Angola. You were doing this in Gold Coast when I was back in the Queens Land, Orstralia. Bloody Ripper Beauty Bonza Bottla Beer Mate!!!! There are now whole tribes of pommies that sing about the camel toe thanks to you… How good is this that you have exported Australian Kulcha to the Brits and the Saffers????
Hey JENNY you are a bloody legend. My favourite songs of yours would have to be BASTARD and CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THEN SEX. YOU ROCK.
FUCK IT UP FRIDAY #9 (no more red wine) Lots of love to you from Arkansas
So hard to pick but I guess since its December and all I guess I should choose Christmas list. U have 2 get into all the xmas spirit and all that shit lol
Chocolate….cause comedy never makes me laugh but id pay bucks to see you…..your fucking hilarious……mmmmm chocolate
IT HAS TO BE CAMEL TOE 4 SURE. THE FIRST TIME I HERD THAT SONG WAS AT A LIVE SHOW WITH YOU AND YOUR DAD, IT HAD ME IN STITCHES, I CRANK IT UP IN THE CAR BUT MAKE SURE TO TURN IT DOWN AT THE TRAFFIC LIGHTS, IAM SURE I WOULD GET A FEW LOOKS YELLING OUT, HER MUTT MUGGING, MUFF HUGGING TUNA TACO ……… HAHAHAHAHAHA, LOVE YA JEN! : )
i love you fuck it up friday number 16 parasites and the wax song and my all time fave grocery shopping blues people don’t like it when i sing it at chrissy trying to go shopping lol and i just love the way we can talk to you and your dad and you guys are just true blue down to earth AUSSIES . xxx love the work jen hope for many more tour’s and albums and dvd’s.
p.s choose me choose me choose me choose me choose me choose me choose me choose me choose me choose me lol sorry got carried away
Hi Jenny, My favourite song of yours is “Bastard” I saw you at the Pig and Whistle in Perth, and my husband was the “bastard”. he turned a lovely shade of red. I told him the song serves as warning to him! Love you!!
My favourite song has to be Wait! it made me nearly wet myself when I first heard it, It also get stuck in my Wife’s head so he’s constantly humming it at work which is Ok, but she works in a hospital and I think she’s been getting funny looks! She’s also made me clip it so her ring tone is now the chorus, again, I think she’s had some strange looks when her phone rings in the super market but hey, My ring tone is ho ho f***ing ho by your old man!
Have a great Christmas!
The Bastard song for sure, reminds me of my wanker ex!!
Hey there Jen, How cool of you to offer this up for grabs to us. Mmm now where to start, The witty lead in to “Camel Toe”? The audio visual experience that is “Facebook” Gotta love the specs and beanie! Both close contenders beaten to spot number two by “10 things” Only because it puts a comedy spin on the similarly titled favourite film of mine starring another brilliant Aussie god rest his soul – I know daft train of thought. Best one however has got to be “BASTARD” I don’t think I’ve ever shouted that as loud as I did the first time I saw you (Can’t believe I had never heard of you before – cross promotion note to Kev!!) Love them all but they are my 4 favourites x
Awww too many to list one would have to be says-a-me steve, we have a guy at work named steve who also drives the school bus needless to say i now call him sesame steve bahahahahahha.
My all time favorite would prob have to be ‘HEY MUM’ because if im not careful that will be my child asking me all those questions haha my ‘friends’ now live high up the top of the cupboard LOL!!!!!
My fav is the F**k em song 🙂 get that cranking nice and loud in ther car. Or when im walking around the place and get stared down by a raging camel toe. I cant help but sing the camel toe song. Yeah im a bitch and im ok with that 🙂 keep up the great work Jenny 🙂 !!!
Sarah Palin song.. its got a great beat and i pump that out the car speakers. I love it cos its takes the piss outtaa the americans 🙂
Hey Jen, You are the “Blonde BOMB”. Gotta love “10 Things” Did you really write that song to sing to your new hubby at your wedding reception? HAHAHAHA Hope ya give my wife ideas ‘weg’ You are so straight up Jen, hope ya man dont mind me saying “Gotta LUV YA”
I love all of your songs but my favourite would have to be ‘Hey Mum’. I recently played to a friend of mine, who is a JT virgin, after she reveled that her 12 year old son found her ‘special toys’ in her ‘special draw!!’
Can’t wait till you come back to Mandurah I am going to bring along a whole pile of JT virgins!
Hope you and your family have a fabulous Christmas together!!
Love ya guts xx
its gotta be either ‘Nice Girls’ or ‘Bastard’ – love the live version!
Love ALL your songs but my fave is Fuck ‘Em!
That song is very appropriate in today’s politically-correct gone wrong world.
You have the balls to actually say what most of us are thinking. You rawk hard, girl!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS, HO HO HO & MWAHAHAHAA!
I think BASTARD. I took my Dad to see you and Kev at Hoppers Club earlier this year and had a ball and BASTARD – in particular – got the crowd going. Any plans for a solo show out our way? Cheers
I love facebook, i met my boyfriend thru facebook and its just our anthem lol, cant wait to see you again in Newcastle England. Legend!!
My favourite song definitely has to be Facebook, because despite most people crashing and burning on there, I met the love of my life!! I then introduced her to you and your Dad when we won tickets to his show last year 🙂
Hope you are well – as you can see I still keep up with your blogs!! 😉 Xx
All of your songs are my favourites 😀 haha
But if I had to choose just one, it would be Wax On (Wax Off), simply because it’s hilarious, and when you perform it live, it’s even better~
If I had to choose a FIUFriday song, however, it would be Fucked GPS! So catchy and so true~
Much love to you, Jen~
For me it’s the Christmas Shopping Song because I am still positive you wrote that about my husband, that whole verse refers directly to him.
Maybe this year will be different but in the meantime I’ll just keep fucking dreaming of what Santa might have for me in his sack hehe
Hope you and all the family have a wonderful Christmas xxxxx
Who doesn’t love a good song about a Camel Toe!!
Here she comes blogging away like it was MySpace
Writing up another post at a ridiculous pace
Striking through the dirty jokes, but wait there’s more
She’s uploaded the wrong picture, now I just saw
Her whack Jack crack attack the world can see
A front bum wedgie screaming, “look at me!”
Her mutt mugging, muff hugging, tuna taco
She’s got a moose knuckled beavage
CAMEL TOE!!
Ok my favourite has to be Facebook closely followed by Bastard purely because you sang both these songs to my hubby and there began my love affair with your humour. Your dad is brill but can’t beat a bit of Jenny especially for songs from a womens point of view.
Lol also I think I should win the prize on the 16th as it is my birthday the following day and I know Rob will not have thought of getting me anything lol
Hahahah definately Wax Off brought back a very painful memory of the first time I tried that. Thought I was such a smart arse and would do it myself so slapped on the wax, on went the strip, and, pull…….omfg thought I’d fair near ripped my lady bits off. Needless to say tthe other side got a shave lol.xx
Hi Jen,
I have to say my favorite song of yours is Dumb,Dumb,Dumb….because its one of the one’s I let ‘B’ and ‘R’ listen to,so when we are all in the car together we can all have a sing along 🙂
xx
BTW…have a fab christmas. xx
my fav song of yours is one of your older songs the bastard song such an original song that made me nealy piss myself the first time i heard it keep up the good work and see you both next year in the uk x
WAIT is my all time fave. And its my birthday on the 17th of December
Fuckwit by far. There’s not only one at every show there’s one in every pub. Although your last Fuck It Up Friday is a pearler and if you are ” allowed to use the word cunt in a song” it was the one to do it in. But both you and your old man. His his words, “fuckin legends”
I love them all… But Camel Toe, is a goer…. x
Hi Jenny,
My favourite song of yours is “Fuck for a livin'”, as it pays tribute to your brilliant dad and is fucking hilarious!
Comedy is an amazing talent that obviously runs in the family!
Thanks
Paul
My favourite is Horses Hoof, it never fails to make me laugh. But to be honest there is just so many to choose from! My and my mates have been known to sing them all very loudly after a few glasses or maybe bottles of wine lol x