File this one under best trip ever
Diamond & I took 2 short flights to reach our destination
Short, as in he still whined like a baby, got bored & flattened the battery on his iPad playing Angry Birds
He’s THAT good at traveling
And the REAL reason I have noise canceling headphones
But once we arrive
He’s a whole new ball of wax
And ready to drink
That’s my boy
They decorated our room every day with flowers
Which were a beautiful touch
Now, if they could just tell my how to get the stains off my PJ’s
From laying, OK passing out, on floral decorated sheets
Every night, a different animal made from towels
You should’ve seen the mating kangaroo display they made us!
OK, that didn’t happen
Doesn’t mean I didn’t request it
Then there was plenty of this
That go make your head go fuzzy-fuck-weeeeee-I-can-dance-holy-shit-thud!
That make your pants go what-the-fuck-bitch-there-is-no-way-you-can-do-me-up-now-you-greedy-cow!
My days were spent here
Or to change it up, and possibly move closer to the bar
I would hang out here
Then there’s all the swimming, running on the beach, swimsuit pictures
I’ll post them soon
Sure I will.