this week’s dear jenny

Dear Jenny

I have my children enrolled in several classes that my husband and I are hoping will give them a head start in life. Enrichment classes, a language course, music and art appreciation. As a mother yourself, what are some things that you would recommend?

Thank you Jenny

Blythe

(ps my boys are 1 and 2 years old)

Hey there Blythe

Thanks for finding the time to write in your obviously busy schedule

One question; what the fuck lady?

Your kids are still under warranty and you have them in an ‘art appreciation’ class?

Is that some kind of code for ‘finger painting’?

And I’m guessing that music classes for children as young as yours would be nothing more than a bunch of kids whacking each other with macaroni shakers and chewing on ukeleles

The language course must be a beauty

‘Cause really, the only thing worth saying at this age is, “change my shitty nappy mother”

Enrichment program? Isn’t that something that gifted kids do?

Your kids are BABIES, how could you know if they were gifted or not yet?

Are they colour coding their bibs and alphabetising their teddy bears?

Seriously dude, do yourself a favour

Take a chill pill

Whack on a Wiggles DVD

And let nature take it’s course