So this one’s to the lady with the two arsehole kids at the park today
Normally I wouldn’t bother mentioning shit like this here
But I just found out that you read this blog – so this is for you
You know who you are
You go there every week
So do my kids
Sometimes with me
If I’m away my husband takes them
And every week your shithead sons follow my girls all over that place
Yelling at them
Generally being walking little billboards promoting the benefits of condom use
Well my husband may not want to get in your face ’cause your a woman and blah, blah, blah
I don’t give a fuck lady
Got nothing to loose ‘cept maybe a green card!
I personally think it’s a beautiful thing that my 5 year old daughter takes everything literally
So when she runs up to my husband for the umpteenth time to tell him that your son pushed her and threw sand at her
My husband says
Next time just knock him on his arse
And because your kid is a dip-shit
Of course there is a next time
And so what do we get?
YOUR kid – knocked on his arse!
And then you
You white trash, redneck, Springer watching, chain smoking HO
You decide NOW’s the time to start parenting
And you go to MY KID
MY. FUCKING. KID.
And you make her cry
Well it’s a date lady
Next time I see your fat arse and your satan spawn at the park
It’s ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!
And if I don’t see you at the park
I asked around
And now I know where you live