OK – you know I’m worked up when I do a whole sentence in caps
Here we go,
I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M WATCHING THE FUCKING BACHELOR FINALE!!
So what you say?
Well I’d like to say I was channel surfing and just ended up here – but then I’d be full of shit
I knew it was Monday
I knew it was on at 7pm
Got the kids in bed – lights out
Glass of wine – it’s 6:59
And here I am – actually HANGING OUT TO SEE WHICH HO HE CHOOSES!
So after all the swearing like a truck driver, all the folk fuck songs I’ve been singing for years and basically being know for being as rough as guts – guess what?
I think I might actually be a GIRLY GIRL!
Oh shit…
Does this mean I have to trade Fluffy in for a Chihuahua?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!