the bachelor

OK – you know I’m worked up when I do a whole sentence in caps

Here we go,

I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M WATCHING THE FUCKING BACHELOR FINALE!!

So what you say?

Well I’d like to say I was channel surfing and just ended up here – but then I’d be full of shit

I knew it was Monday

I knew it was on at 7pm

Got the kids in bed – lights out

Glass of wine – it’s 6:59

And here I am – actually HANGING OUT TO SEE WHICH HO HE CHOOSES!

So after all the swearing like a truck driver, all the folk fuck songs I’ve been singing for years and basically being know for being as rough as guts – guess what?

I think I might actually be a GIRLY GIRL! 

Oh shit…

Does this mean I have to trade Fluffy in for a Chihuahua?