CAMEL TOE
By JENNY TALIA
BOTH BARRELS MUSIC
Here she comes walking through like she owns the place
Tiny top, tight pants and not a hair outta place
I think she missed the mirror ‘fore she walked out the door
Cause there’s something going on I don’t reckon she saw
It’s a whack Jack crack attack the world can see
A front bum wedgie screaming, “look at me!”
Her mutt mugging, muff hugging, tuna taco
She’s got a moose knuckled beavage
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I’m trying not to giggle as she struts on past
I’m surprised she can see her heads so far up her arse
Oh Shit she’d DIE if she found out
The whole room’s talking ‘bout her cleavage trout
It’s a whack Jack crack attack the world can see
A front bum wedgie screaming, “look at me!”
Her mutt mugging, muff hugging tuna taco
She’s got a catcher’s mitt, clit splitting
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Her lips between her hips are moving
Without saying a word
Her labia luggage is over packed and ready to burst
She’s gotta be in pain wearing pants that tight
Her fury monkey probably screams when she peels them off at night
For now her captain couchie’s got a vertical smile
That nook and cranny ninja slipper seems just fine
It’s a whack Jack crack attack the world can see
A front bum wedgie screaming. “look at me!”
Her mutt mugging, muff hugging tuna taco
She’s got a puffy pigs trotter
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A bearded clam yes ma’am
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Her poor penis purse – that’s gotta hurt
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What’s she think she’s doing
Smuggling yo-yos?
