CAMEL TOE


By JENNY TALIA
BOTH BARRELS MUSIC

Here she comes walking through like she owns the place

Tiny top, tight pants and not a hair outta place

I think she missed the mirror ‘fore she walked out the door

Cause there’s something going on I don’t reckon she saw

It’s a whack Jack crack attack the world can see

A front bum wedgie screaming, “look at me!”

Her mutt mugging, muff hugging, tuna taco

She’s got a moose knuckled beavage

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I’m trying not to giggle as she struts on past

I’m surprised she can see her heads so far up her arse

Oh Shit she’d DIE if she found out

The whole room’s talking ‘bout her cleavage trout

It’s a whack Jack crack attack the world can see

A front bum wedgie screaming, “look at me!”

Her mutt mugging, muff hugging tuna taco

She’s got a catcher’s mitt, clit splitting

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Her lips between her hips are moving

Without saying a word

Her labia luggage is over packed and ready to burst

She’s gotta be in pain wearing pants that tight

Her fury monkey probably screams when she peels them off at night

For now her captain couchie’s got a vertical smile

That nook and cranny ninja slipper seems just fine

It’s a whack Jack crack attack the world can see

A front bum wedgie screaming. “look at me!”

Her mutt mugging, muff hugging tuna taco

She’s got a puffy pigs trotter

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A bearded clam yes ma’am

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Her poor penis purse – that’s gotta hurt

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What’s she think she’s doing

Smuggling yo-yos?

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