300 entries.
Hey we just saw you in Invercargill, seriously funny s**t! you go girl!!!!!!!!!!
Great show last night here in Gore; thanks for the 'memories' lol.
And thanks for saying 'gidday' to a fellow Aussie!
My daughter and hubby will be at your Invercargill show tonight - tightarse bitch won tickets! She was born in Melbourne too, so knows all the lingo!
Thanks again - hope you'll be back before I cark it!
Cheers,
Lynn
saw you in timaru at the start of the week and bought your blonder than blonde cd. just want to say i love it! have barely stopped listening to it since! =)
Hi JT,
I work in the travel industry (taking complaints) and if you are short on material for a song about UK immigration I am sure I can give you plenty of material to pad it out with. You're far from the only one who has problems travelling. I guess your real blessing is that you don't need a visa to spend more than 90 days in Oz.
hey seen you at mooroopna too funny!, I hav to go again
This is a little story,
Just a little ditty song,
'Bout the UK Immigration
how they get things fucking wrong
"Come see us in the UK"
Jen's fans post and tweet and cry
"This worlds so fucking boring
Come make us laugh, please try"
So Jen gets the ball a-rolling
With Dad and Anne helping too
To get the show to England
They know just what to do
But there is a small wee problem
Not major, big or hard
Our Jen has no work permit
No little "visiting card"
"Dont worry" sez Richard Head Jobsworth
At UK immigration Control
"Just send us all your documents,
We'll soon have you on a roll"
"And dont forget the wonga,
to smooth things with the suits,
They like their little extras
Their shiny black jack boots"
So UPS did their thing
A delivered oh so quick
the papers and the passport
to our BA jobsworth Dick
And they looked and studied papers
and shook their heads so sad
And lost the fucking papers
And made Jen fucking Mad
But she kept her cool and temper
She didnt blow a fuze
Just kept on hassling Jobsworth
Chasing for some news
"Dont worry, Jen well find it.
We'll get you there on time
Just send us lots more money
and papers, copied again"
So again the application entered
And dickhed looked once more
but still the effing BA
Wont let Jen in the door
Her fans are getting angry
at dickhead jobsworth prat
couldnt find his arsehole
with a short handled cricket bat
Too late they bloody left it
to process our Jens card
to bring much needed laughter
to a UK trying hard
To see out all the bad times
We need such laughter that
Our Jen brings with her music
her stories and her chat
I nearld died a laughing
last year in our Kings Lynn
When Jen came on the stage
with that infectious grin
It was a happy good time
to see our Jen and Kev
On stage making people happy
we need that once again
But dickhead jobsworth fucked up
Jens stuck in USA
She cant make it it to UK
Cos the visa application will take another day
Or two and its to late now
for the dates already booked
so Jen is well and truly
and absolutely Fooked
So sod UK immigration
and the Border agency too
and dickhead bloody jobsworth
we all say FUCK YOU!!!!
you had me in stitches.loved your show last night at the croc.
Hope you coming with the old man in 2012 to Uk Jenny and let us know the venues and tour dates so can get tickets.
Those wankers banned kev of facebook which was unfuckingbelivable seeing as some of the other tosspots they got on there!
My husband took me to see you in mooroopna on the 24th, you and your dad were fuckin awesome
Hey went an seen you at Echuca again last nite! This time around I could sing along to all yours songs. After last your an went an got all your albums!! Love them always got them playing on the iPod!! Hope to see you again in few yes time 🙂
Took my dad to see you and your dad in ballarat last night, OMG you are one fucking funny chick!!! We both loved the whole show, keep up the good work
hey jenny cant wait to see yeh wen u come over 🙂 is ur da doin any gigs over here anytime soon?
Nie
Gee Jenny was thinkin bout gettin a haircut myself till i seen the pics on your page.. rekon i'll just wash mine n think about it... only in america eh lol
Jen, come visit us in South Africa! What's not to like 😉
Jon x
Wow, was very happy to find this site. I remember Jenny as TJ Dennis My kids danced with the Redback Bootscooting Demo Team and loved TJ. Would love to see you in Perth Jenny
Love your material when are you coming back to the UK? Hopefully very soon
I have been following your dad for more years than i care to remember and you were on first at one of his shows.
OMG your are excellent.
I go to the CLIFFS PAVILLION whenever "KEV" is down. I thought you were excellent.I queued up to get you to sign a cd for me.
Thank you.
Maria.XXX
Loved the Canberra show last year. When are you coming back again??
when will u cum to uk love your singin its out of this world coz love to see u live
Love the show on Sat nite at the Burswood was thw First time i seen you live but cant wait till i see you live again