So excited that my BRAND NEW song, DON’T BE A SHIT CUNT is out now!
For those of you watching my weekly #livestreamingfromquarantining episodes, you’ll remember when I first ran the song by you guys.
I’d started writing it the night before and figured I’d try it out on you the next day
The feedback was overwhelming, very cool
So I finished it, then went straight into the studio to record it and now it’s ready for your ears!!
Fuck yeah new music!!
You can STREAM OR DOWNLOAD ON iTunes
Or STREAM ON SPOTIFY
And for the SUPER dedicated among you… here’s the lyrics…
DON’T BE A SHIT CUNT
Jenny Talia 2020
ALL AROUND THE WORLD SHIT’S GETTING CRAZY
BUT IF YOU WANT POLITICAL YOU’RE IN THE WRONG PLACE
IF YOU KNOW ME
I DO FUNNY
MY JOB’S TO MAKE YOU LAUGH NOT STRESS OUT AND WORRY
BUT I RECKON WE COULD SOLVE AT LEAST HALF THE WORLD’S PROBLEMS
WITHOUT FISTS OR FIGHTING OR USING A GUN
JUST ONE RULE
AND WE’RE COOL
THIS IS THE STUFF THEY SHOULD BE TEACHING IN SCHOOL
DON’T BE A SHIT CUNT
DON’T BE A SHIT CUNT
THERE’S PLENTY OF OTHER PLACES FOR YAS TO GO
WATCH RIOTS & DISEASE UPDATES TIL YOUR HEAD EXPLODES
BUT NO FEAR
OF SEEING THAT HERE
YOU’RE WATCHING ME TO HAVE A LAUGH BUT WHAT’S PRETTY CLEAR IS…
WE’RE ALL KINDS OF PEOPLE FROM ALL DIFFERENT PLACES
DIFFERENT KINDS OF BACKGROUNDS WITH DIFFERENT COLOURED FACES
THERE’S NO DUMMYS SPAT
AND I LOVE THAT
WE CAN GET ALONG FINE NO AGRO OR COMBAT
DON’T BE A SHIT CUNT
DON’T BE A SHIT CUNT
COZ THERE’S DIFFERENT SIZES
NOT ONE CUNT FITS ALL
AND YOU DON’T WANT TO BE JUST ANY CUNT AT ALL
NO ONE WANTS TO BE ONE OF THESE ONES
OLD CUNT SILLY CUNT SHIT CUNT BAD CUNT
DUMB CUNT SMELLY CUNT WEAK CUNT FAT CUNT
YOU WANNA BE A
CLEVER CUNT RAD CUNT TOP CUNT SICK CUNT
YOUNG CUNTS GOOD CUNT FUNNY CUNT RICH CUNT
SO STOP TAKING DOWN STATUES AND CANCELING TV SHOWS
IF YOU DON’T WANT TO WATCH SOMETHING FUCKING DON’T
CAN’T REWRITE HISTORY
ESPECIALLY THE SHIT BITS
LETS LEARN FROM PAST MISTAKES AND CHANGE
OR ELSE WE’RE FUCKWITS
MAYBE I SHOULD GO INTO POLITICS
HA WOULDN’T THAT BE A LAUGH
COULDN’T BE ANY WORSE THAN THESE WANKERS IN CHARGE
OF BOTH SIDES —— I’LL START AN ARMY
I’LL BE THE LEADER OF THE DON’T BE A SHITCUNT PARTY
DON’T BE A SHIT CUNT
DON’T BE A SHIT CUNT
IN A WORLD WHERE YOU CAN BE ANYTHING JUST BE KIND?
THOSE THAT MIND DON’T MATTER AND THOSE THAT MATTER DON’T MIND
LOVE THY NEIGHBOUR’S THE GOLDEN RULE
YOU CAN WORD IT HOWEVER WORKS FOR YOU
MY TRANSLATION FOR ALL THAT IS AUSTRALIAN THROUGH & THROUGH
JUST DON’T BE A SHITCUNT
DON’T BE A SHITCUNT
See you SATURDAY for episode 26 or #LIVESTREAMINGFROMQUARANTING the ALL REQUEST SHOW!
Let me know your faves 😘