too good to be toosday #3

Whattup spunkrats?

Let’s kick off this fine Tuesday with a little giveaway

Even if it’s already Wednesday where you are, ain’t no thang

I’ve been working on all sorts of stuff lately
And I thought I’d let you guys take a guess at one of the things I’ve got happening

Here’s your clue:
Yes, Imma be wearing this
In public
Stop laughing
Thinking about it has made my chocolate (& wine) intake double over the last few days
It’s going to be purdy fo sho.

In the spirit of ‘fuck it’….I thought we’d have some fun with it
Leave a comment on this post, telling me WHY you think I’ll be wearing thisย curvy girl’s worst fucking nightmare

I’ll pick two winners…
One with the CORRECT answer (that’s assuming someone actually gets the right answer)
And the other with the FUNNIEST my FAVOURITE answer

Each winner will receive a signed copy of myย latest album, F.O.C.U.S.

Winners announced Friday 11th October
You can enter as many times as you’d like

Go get ’em!!

**CONGRATS TO SHARA & MARRIANNE….good guessing ladeez!!!




  1. I think personally, that although i have to say, if i saw someone wearing this, i would think they were going out to audition for part as the Michelin Man! I think it could be something like a music video that you could be recording? Maybe some kinda CGI thing where you go in wearing that.. and then they record you and you look like Davey Jones from Pirates of the Caribbean in the video!!
    But i think overall my final guess would be… Miley Cyrus Tribute act!! ๐Ÿ˜‰

  2. Are you taking part in a new jackass series: jackass the feminist version where you are going to wear a meat dress for dogs to rip at but for it to be shown on tv you can’t be naked so instead of attempting to blur it they are making you wear the bodysuit?

  3. ur gonna stand in a shop window n impersonate a window dummy n then scare the c**p out of passers by!!!!!

  4. You lost the bet. All of Diamond’s fantasies are coming true -he gets to paint a woman in whatever colours he darned well pleases and it saves him skinning you later?

  5. Either you are stepping into a race are with Diamond and you have to wear this under your race suit or you have taken up pole dancing and this helps you slide down the pole more easily!!!!

  6. My first thought was wrecking ball but i think that may be to obvious so im going to go with it being your birthday and your gonna go out to dinner in ur new “Birthday Suit”……would certainly be a great publicity stunt ๐Ÿ˜› lol

  7. your going to do a new film clip sitting on a gun war ship like Cher did or a wrecking ball. Either way it would be funny and I am sure you would enjoy a big long hard piece of equipment there.

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