I say Peterborough, if I could choose how to spend a Saturday night
I reckon I’d choose to spend it doing exactly what I just did
Playing a show for you crazy mofos
How much fun was that?
Then I got to say G’day to a shitload of you at intermission
Thank you for being so patient
Here’s me and Mel getting a pic of her new camel toe tattoo (that she says I’m the reason for)
Why does this photo makes us look like we’re making a really uncomfortable porno?