This afternoon the kids were simultaneously doing their homework and complaining about how much homework they have and how strict school is….
and blah blah blah being 7 and nearly 9 is so fucking tough. Not.
Anything that keeps them from their treehouse or iPods is always considered a HUGE injustice. Back in my day….
Me: Well, when I was at school, I got the cane across my hand just for playing ‘chase-y’ in the playground
from the fucking nuns
Macaroni: NO WAY Mum!
They HIT you?
Diamond: Well when *I* was at school, my principal grabbed me by the hair and dragged me to his office!!
Magoo: NO WAY DAD!
You had hair?
Magoo for the win.