too long for twitter…

Just finished doing Magoo’s homework with her.
I can handle the Kindergarten homework she brings home. But Macaroni’s 2nd grade stuff? I leave that to Diamond.
Today Magoo had to find rhyming words.
I’d say the word, she give me word that rhymed with it, then use it in a sentence.

Me: fox
Magoo: LOX. I want to cut my hair and give it to LOX of love for the sick kids

Me: dot
Magoo: BOT. I have a ro-BOT, that I went to the store and BOT with my pocket money

Me: pet
Magoo: SHET. I was driving my car and an old lady got in my way and I said HOLY SHET!

God, I love that kid.



  1. I’m laughing my ass off at the “holy shet” bit! I wonder what her teacher is gonna say about that one! What did you say to her when she said that? Lol

      1. Reminds me of when I was trying to encourage my grandson to say “Please” and “Thank you”. Someone gave him a softdrink, and, after a longish silence, I asked, “What’s the magic word?”. He looked at us both for a second, and then said, “Er….FUCK?”.

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