On day one, of our first show of this Northern Territory tour
This, was the cover of the State’s (biggest) paper
Holy shit did we laugh our arses off
And started telling people the name of our band was ‘Public Sex Craze”
Then today, THIS was the front page of the paper
It’s fucking hilarious
Nowhere else in the world, does a paper have such consistently funny, and UN-newsy headlines
I’m not sure if it’s deliberate – but it DID make us go out and buy the paper each day
So it’s totally effective for immature bogans like us that love fart jokes
The other awesome thing you see in the Territory, that you don’t see anywhere else in Australia, is this…
A speed limit of 130km per hour (approx. 80 miles)
Which is so great
Unless you have a rental car that can’t handle the pace and starts violently shaking to the point that you wish you were wearing a sports bra abandon it and organise a new hire car that’s red so you totally think it’ll be faster than the other one but the fucker ends up having the shakes too for fuck’s sake
We’re blaming Heiny
And the extra suitcase full of her special dildos accessories she brought along with her
Dirty biatch.
I know someone from Melbourne who was working in Darwin and made a blog specifically about all the hilarious headlines the NT News would have. It was a cracker of a read each day! Love seeing these again.
I can’t wait to see this morning’s…I’m looking for the trifecta!
If we had headlines like that in the Adelaide Advertiser, I would buy it. At the moment we only buy Sunday Mail & the very occasional Saturday Advertiser as it is too bloody boring. I don’t want to read a paper that is only full of gloom & doom every day…I want a chuckle in the morning! I can do more than one thing at a time – eat my cereal, read about cows farting & chuckle at the same time…I’m up for that!
nothing like a good fart joke to get the morning started!