I saw the sign

On day one, of our first show of this Northern Territory tour

This, was the cover of the State’s (biggest) paper

Holy shit did we laugh our arses off

And started telling people the name of our band was ‘Public Sex Craze”

Then today, THIS was the front page of the paper

It’s fucking hilarious

Nowhere else in the world, does a paper have such consistently funny, and UN-newsy headlines

I’m not sure if it’s deliberate – but it DID make us go out and buy the paper each day

So it’s totally effective for immature bogans like us that love fart jokes

The other awesome thing you see in the Territory, that you don’t see anywhere else in Australia, is this…

A speed limit of 130km per hour (approx. 80 miles)

Which is so great

Unless you have a rental car that can’t handle the pace and starts violently shaking to the point that you wish you were wearing a sports bra abandon it and organise a new hire car that’s red so you totally think it’ll be faster than the other one but the fucker ends up having the shakes too for fuck’s sake 

We’re blaming Heiny

And the extra suitcase full of her special dildos accessories she brought along with her

Dirty biatch.


  1. I know someone from Melbourne who was working in Darwin and made a blog specifically about all the hilarious headlines the NT News would have. It was a cracker of a read each day! Love seeing these again.

  2. If we had headlines like that in the Adelaide Advertiser, I would buy it. At the moment we only buy Sunday Mail & the very occasional Saturday Advertiser as it is too bloody boring. I don’t want to read a paper that is only full of gloom & doom every day…I want a chuckle in the morning! I can do more than one thing at a time – eat my cereal, read about cows farting & chuckle at the same time…I’m up for that!

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