hit pic, feb 12, twenty twelve

I’m all about making life easier

Like, saving a trip to go buy wine

Remember wine bra? (hint: it’s wine. That goes IN your bra. Genius)

But if you’re unable to go to the toilet

Can’t take a piss ‘naturally’

And require a colostomy bag

I feel for you, I really do

But for fuck’s sake – would a pair of long pants kill you ?

update: Kim tells me it’s a catheter bag (not colostomy)…woops (still fucking gross though)

*thanks Anne