hit pic, feb 12, twenty twelve

I’m all about making life easier

Like, saving a trip to go buy wine

RememberΒ wine bra?Β (hint: it’s wine. That goes IN your bra. Genius)

But if you’re unable to go to the toilet

Can’t take a piss ‘naturally’

And require a colostomy bag

I feel for you, I really do

But for fuck’s sake – would a pair of long pants kill you ?

update: Kim tells me it’s a catheter bag (not colostomy)…woops (still fucking gross though)

*thanks Anne


  1. I don’t know wherre you find them Jen, but they always give me a laugh lol, well done again, see you in Swansea in October x

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