Happy Monday Peeps!!
(even if it’s not quite Monday for my U.S. mates)
We have a day off today, so no Mondayitis for us out here on the road
We love Mondays
It’s Tuesdays that generally suck
Tuesday = day after Day off Monday, which = hungover as mofos
I love my iPhone
But at least once a day, the little fucker autocorrects me when I’m trying to send a text
And sometimes bloody embarrassing
I’m glad I’m not the only one that autocorrect fucks with…
Whore or peanut butter?
Well that’s a relief…
Sounds like a shit party
Karaoke & Dongs
Add some wine to that and I’m in!
Nothing worse that a puny, shallow
dick desk, is their girls?
Is there an app for that?
Choking on your own penis
Go straight to the top of the class
If she really had her period she wouldn’t be mortified
She would stab him
Life insurance? Freudian slip?
I think I’d rather be grounded