hurrooo handsome

Driving to the DISNEY PRINCESSES that I totally didn’t end up seeing

This Asian guy pulls up next our taxi

Really cool car – NOT

I think it was a hotted-up Corolla or something close to it

A real chick magnet

Fancy rims, flashing lights

A pair of undies hanging of the rear vision mirror

I know all the girls reading this are getting moist already

Puny Asian guys, driving little extensions of their penis’ , giving you the eye

Horny is an understatement

And then he cranked up his stereo and gave me his best, ‘you know you want somma this’ look

And just when I thought he couldn’t get any hotter

Guess what song he was playing?

Guns ‘n’ Roses?

Bon Jovi?



He was rocking out to Barry Mannilow

Barry Mannilow singing, “Oh fuckingΒ Mandy”


I think I’ve just found my next husband!

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