Driving to the DISNEY PRINCESSES that I totally didn’t end up seeing
This Asian guy pulls up next our taxi
Really cool car – NOT
I think it was a hotted-up Corolla or something close to it
A real chick magnet
Fancy rims, flashing lights
A pair of undies hanging of the rear vision mirror
I know all the girls reading this are getting moist already
Puny Asian guys, driving little extensions of their penis’ , giving you the eye
Horny is an understatement
And then he cranked up his stereo and gave me his best, ‘you know you want somma this’ look
And just when I thought he couldn’t get any hotter
Guess what song he was playing?
Guns ‘n’ Roses?
He was rocking out to Barry Mannilow
Barry Mannilow singing, “Oh fucking Mandy”
I. SHIT. YOU. NOT.
I think I’ve just found my next husband!