no butts

When Dad saw this pic, he laughed and said

That looks like you and me on stage in 30 years

Then I made him go and put his glasses on and have another look

Then he said,

Oh shit

I didn’t realise she was whipping him

Yeah forget what I just said

It’s kind of gross isn’t it

 

It’s funny – the whipping thing didn’t bother me nearly that much,

I’m too busy trying to UN-see visions of my Dad with a hairy arse!

**Me as an old lady with a painted on all-in-one g-string combo?

Lord fucking help me