castlemaine

Walking around town in Castlemaine today,  just checking things out

Dad was looking for a scarf at the markets

He has hundreds of the bloody things at home

But he just loves to shop ‘forgot’ to bring one on this trip

He ended up finding one that couldn’t have been more perfect for him

Check the back of it out

Fuck! – It was like it was made JUST for him

So he had a chat with Bonnie, the lady that made it, and ordered himself a D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F one

You can tell by her face that she thinks Dad’s a total wack-job she finds Dad ‘interesting’

 

 

Then I noticed this complete weirdo ‘performance artist’

I will call her COW LADY

At first I was a bit skeptical about COW LADY, and didn’t quite understand her act

She was just kinda standing there staring at people

She didn’t even MOO

But then I noticed these two cute little girls (and got very homesick) and realised they were loving it

They kept asking her questions, not realising it was a ‘mime’

It was fun watching them have such a good time

But then the COW LADY wouldn’t go away

Every time I turned around, she was right behind me

Maybe it’s just part of the whole complete weirdo performance artist job description 

Whatever the fuck that means not that I understand it

Go away COW LADY

 

**Can you even GET a restraining order against a cow?