it’s hereditary


Some things are inherited

Some aren’t


Is it just me or did I just inherit all the traits that I didn’t want?


Dad’s has duck’s disease short legs

I have ducks disease short legs


No patience?
Got it


Mum’s hideous unique laugh

Got it


But then I think I have some of the good qualities too

Like ummm..

Well there’s…..



I’m going to have to get back to you on those ones


In the meantime – here’s my point in pictures

If I look at food, my pants get tighter

Mum, on the other hand

Had just eaten a massive breakfast

But was ‘still hungry’

And she never seems to put on weight

Why couldn’t I inherit that gene?

She also loves to exercise

And me?

fucking hate it  am allergic to it!

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