This was our hotel in Auckland
A nice place with big, comfy beds
And very cool views
But it was hard for me to get past this
Can you see it?
It was there when I checked in
I would stare at it every day when I was having a shower
Can you see it now?
If you look really hard you can see it
A pubic hair on the ceiling!
Every day I would pray it wasn’t going to fall of and land on my head
Or even worse, land in my mouth!
And everyday I would wonder,
Just how does a pubic hair get on the ceiling?