bum hole anyone?

If you went to a public toilet

How many of you would use this?

I mean if it was in a gay bar there’d be a line to use it

With a big jar of vaseline so no one gets hurt

I don’t reckon I could

Seriously, it’s too lifelike for me

There’s even hair on it

Or maybe I’ve been looking at it too closely *ahem*


I’d have to go without

Faced with this

I’d rather drip dry


*thanks Brett*


friday night movie night

Friday night movie night at our place

We’re having a double feature

First up is the kid’s pick

Right now, they’re debating between one of the Disney classics

That they’ve seen forty-two-bazillion times

And another Disney classic

That they’ve seen forty-three-bazillion times

Either way, Mummy & Daddy will be opening the bar

Very soon

Then we’ll send the little uns off to bed

And Diamond and I get our choice of movie

I’ve been gone more than a few weeks

So I was pretty sure I knew what Diamond had picked out for us

One of the *big kids* movies that we keep stashed in a box under the bed

Turns out my wifely-womanly intuition is a tad off this week

I’ve just been informed that our ADULT entertainment tonight will be Little Johnny The Movie

Diamond hasn’t seen it yet

And wants to watch it with me

Romantic, no

Cute, yes

Pity cute won’t get him laid

the thought was there…

You know how I posted before about how Dad & I were going to

Do something a bit different at our Colac show?

Yeah, well that didn’t happen

See, there was a mix up with advertising for tonights show

We were initially booked to play at a different venue here in Colac

Then that venue got closed for renovations

So the show got re-booked at a different venue

Ticketmaster, being as ‘on the ball’ as they are NOT

Didn’t change the venue listing on the website

They just showed the Colac show as cancelled


Pretty hard to sell tickets for a show people think isn’t going ahead

Anyhoo, a few people

And I mean a FEW, were able to buy tickets anyway from the venue

Once we found out that almost no tickets were sold for the show

They told us to cancel it

Dad said, fuck it, we could make this fun

We came down to the venue this afternoon

With plans to set up for a little mini-concert

In the ’round


With beer

Turns out the complex where the gig is also houses cinemas

So their management wasn’t keen on us playing in an area that wasn’t ‘zoned’ for a show

And then…

Then people started buying tickets

Too many for us to go ahead with our planned KEV & JENNY UNPLUGGED gig

So yeah, that kinda sucks

But for those that were at the ‘regular’ show tonight

You guys were very cool

And we had fun anyway – as we always do

But I wanted you guys to know that the thought was there

That’s what counts, right?

The plus side?