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F.O.C.U.S. GIVEAWAY!

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So, when I was unpacking my suitcase from last year’s UK/Ireland Tour

No it wasn’t last week.
Who would leave a suitcase in a closet for 6 months without unpacking it??
*ahem*

Anyhoo…
When I WAS unpacking it, whenever that may have been
I found a F.O.C.U.S. CREW sweatshirt
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It wasn’t mine, ’cause I was WEARING mine
This was a brand new, still in the bag (size large) one

I was like, well…I gave all the tour crew THEIRS
Mum and Dad have one, Diamond has one

I only ordered enough to cover that many people

The only conclusion I could come up with, besides the fact that I obviously can’t count
Is that…..I have an EXTRA one!
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And Imma give YOU GUYS a chance to win it!
(and I’ll throw in a signed copy of the F.O.C.U.S. cd too)

All you have to do, is SHARE the video for F.O.C.U.S.
On YouTube, Facebook, Twitter….wherever you’re at
Just share the link, or post it on your page

CLICK HERE TO GO TO THE VIDEO ON YOUTUBE
OR
Here’s the link for you to just copy and paste
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9O0G00pdoYk

Be sure to TAG me in your post, so I know you’ve shared the video!

I’ll pick a random winner next MONDAY, 20th MAY

Every time you SHARE the video, it will count as ONE entry
You can enter AS MANY TIMES as you LIKE!!

GO!!

storm in a (double) D cup

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Driving to the show the other night, we go to watch a storm roll in
It was an outdoor gig, so I was wondering how it would turn out

Turns out I needn’t have worried

Up here in the Territory, they don’t give a shit about the rain. They love it

Even with the option of sitting undercover to watch the show, people chose to sit out in the rain.
So we ALL just stood out in it and got saturated

I was all excited with my bad-self about taking out the title in the wet-shirt competition. Uh yeah, there wasn’t ACTUALLY a competition going on.

I was just kind of comparing my rack myself to the other girls there and having an imaginary comp in my head. Which is really the best kind to have. You don’t have to stand on stage and get hosed down and judged like you do when you’re 19 and in Bali and you have the biggest boobs out of all your girlfriends and they sign you up so they can all get free drinks for the week if you win Plus, in my mind, I’m always the winner

But then I met the waitresses at the show. Who were only there moonlighting as waitresses. Because in their DAY JOBS, they’re strippers

So no medal for me this time. I had to settle for 4th place

My imagination’s not THAT good.