win a CHRISTMASHITS santa hat!

Greetings from not so sunny New Zealand…where it is now OFFICIALLY December!

I have spent the last two hours drunk online Christmas shopping with Mum….which reminded me that….

I needed to let those of you in Australia & New Zealand know, if you haven’t yet ordered your copy of CHRISTMASHITS… and you wanted your CD signed (for a Christmas gift etc) you need to get your order in in the next 48 hours and I’ll make sure it’s signed for you or whoever your gifting it to.
(otherwise Mum could sign it for you pretending to me?)
Just fill in who you want it signed to in the ‘order notes’ section
(which is right under where you input your state & post code)

(USA & UK, you guys have two more weeks!)

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BONUS???

ALL orders of CHRISTMASHITS (that includes EVERYONE that’s already ordered a copy) Will go into the draw to win a CHRISTSMASHITS SANTA HAT. 
There are two to giveaway!
Ordered the album?
You’re already entered!
How cute are you going to look Christmas day wearing this?

(Winners chosen December 15th)

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Thanks for all the really cool feedback for the new album
I’m thrilled that so many people are loving it!
As an artist, there’s no better feeling.

If you haven’t checked out my CHRISTMASHITS SESSIONS that I’ve been filming every night backstage here in New Zealand, HEAD OVER TO MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL!

Buy CHRISTMASHITS here!

Download CHRISTMASHITS on iTunes here!

 

UPDATE! Congrats to Estelle O’Donovan & David Britten Jones – your CHRISMTASHITS Santa Hats are on their way!!

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WIN TICKETS TO QUEENSLAND SHOWS!

Oh Yeah!

We’re giving away a double pass to each of my QUEENSLAND shows!!

And we’re keeping it Sarah Palin SIMPLE…

ALL you have to do, is leave a comment here, telling us WHICH show you want to come to!

That’s it?? YUP, that’s IT!

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Queensland peeps, here are your choices…

12th Nov SPRINGWOOD HOTEL Springwood

13th Nov RACEHORSE HOTEL Booval

14th Nov BROOK HOTEL Mitchelton

15th Nov HINTERLAND HOTEL Nerang

16th Nov BUDERIM TAVERN Buderim

Which show do YOU want to catch?
Leave your comment and we’ll contact you via EMAIL if you are a winner!!

(winners will be chosen and notified Tuesday 11th Nov)

 

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50 more sleeps….the fuck??

For some of you (Aussies) it’s only 49!!

I know, I know, you totally want to punch me in throat right now
But I didn’t make Christmas the 25th December, so this one’s totally not on me
Blame Jesus or Santa or Obama if you want

Even then, it’s still only 50 days until Christmas you guys!!
Holy buckets of reindeers!

I really shouldn’t be too bothered, because I’m usually one of those arseholes that’s done with my Christmas shopping by September
But not this year

Recording the new album, taking time off while my Mum was here
And me being the current gold medal holder for the procrastinating olympics
Are all factors in me wanting Christmas moved back at least until February

I don’t fancy my chances

But I can kinda help YOU guys out

Did ya know I have a new album out A Christmas Album?
If you didn’t know I think we might have to break up
Yep, CHRISTMASHITS

And if that doesn’t make the perfect fucking Christmas gift for those you love this year
You can butter my butt and call me a biscuit (Macaroni’s new favourite saying, blame her)

I know I wouldn’t mind MY stocking being chock-full of genitalia JENNY TALIA
Who doesn’t want 15 tracks of adults only sing-a-long festive tunes??

Or as it was described on one website…

If Bette Midler and Joan Rivers had a baby that could play guitar and write Christmas songs, Jenny Talia’s CHRISTMASHITS is the album that kid would make!

So here’s the deal…
You can order SIGNED copies of CHRISTMASHITS via the website
HERE’S THE LINK TO ORDER
I leave for the Queensland and New Zealand Tours this weekend, but any orders that come in before then, can be personally signed to whoever you want.
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Mailman, husbands, kid’s teachers!
Perfect!

If you want to download CHRISTMASHITS on iTunes
HERE’S THE LINK TO GET YOU THERE…

And you know what I just discovered?
(that’s probably been around for donkeys but fuck off it takes me a while)
You can ‘GIFT’ someone an album on iTunes!
Yup, right under the ‘buy album’ button, is the option to GIFT the album to the person of your choice

So I just saved myself a shitload of postage and gifted my album 14 times to various family members all over the map
YOU ARE WELCOME AUNTY JANIS.
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Starting in December, I’ll be running a CHRISTMASHITS COMPETITION
With some cool, exclusive prizes
More details on that soon!

ANYONE that’s bought a copy of the album will be automatically entered into the CHRISTMASHITS COMP
The more copies you buy, the more chances you have to win!

So, fuck Christmas being only 50 days away
I think we just sorted that shit out in a few paragraphs, AMIRIGHT?
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Pass the eggnog!

CLICK HERE TO BUY CHRISTMASHITS ON iTUNES

CLICK HERE TO ORDER YOUR COPY OF CHRISTMASHITS ON CD!

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