Diamond: I can’t believe you bought another pair of black boots
Me: Your point?
Diamond: You already have like, *eleventy-billion pairs of black boots
Me: Yeah, but I never had a pair of black COWBOY boots
Now I do.
* he didn’t really say eleventy-billion. He might have said 25. Which is a total exaggeration. I have 23. Tops.
♥ these boots!!! YEEHAW!