Had a really fun sold out show in Echuca last night

It’s a beautiful town

It’s hard to believe there’s only 2 more shows left

Starting to get excited about getting home now

 

When we got back to the hotel last night

Mum couldn’t find her key

You’re probably thinking that she does stupid shit like that all the time it’s not the first time

But it actually was

In more than 20 years of touring, mum has never lost a room key

She lost a couple of suitcases once and even Dad a few times

But never a room key

The hotel didn’t have 24 hour reception, so there was no one to give her a replacement key 

My room had a double & a single bed in it

So I lied and said it didn’t told them to just sleep in my room for the night

We got to my room and I made us all a cup to tea

Cause I’m working my way back into the will I’m that kind of kid

I was just starting think that it wasn’t going to suck too bad having a slumber party with the oldies

And then Dad farted

Now despite how much shit I give them you know I love my parents

But I kicked his arse so fast out of my room his false teeth fell out it actually made a SWOOSH sound

I know it was kind of mean

But have you ever smelt one of Dad’s farts?

 

I actually felt bad about it after about 10 minutes

So I went out to the car park and gave him a pillow and a blanket

I’m not a total bitch

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