Had a really fun sold out show in Echuca last night
It’s a beautiful town
It’s hard to believe there’s only 2 more shows left
Starting to get excited about getting home now
When we got back to the hotel last night
Mum couldn’t find her key
You’re probably thinking that she does stupid shit like that all the time it’s not the first time
But it actually was
In more than 20 years of touring, mum has never lost a room key
She lost a couple of suitcases once and even Dad a few times
But never a room key
The hotel didn’t have 24 hour reception, so there was no one to give her a replacement key
My room had a double & a single bed in it
So I lied and said it didn’t told them to just sleep in my room for the night
We got to my room and I made us all a cup to tea
Cause I’m working my way back into the will I’m that kind of kid
I was just starting think that it wasn’t going to suck too bad having a slumber party with the oldies
And then Dad farted
Now despite how much shit I give them you know I love my parents
But I kicked his arse so fast out of my room his false teeth fell out it actually made a SWOOSH sound
I know it was kind of mean
But have you ever smelt one of Dad’s farts?
I actually felt bad about it after about 10 minutes
So I went out to the car park and gave him a pillow and a blanket
I’m not a total bitch