CHOCOLATE’S BETTER THAN SEX
CHOCOLATE’S BETTER THAN SEX
By JENNY TALIA & KEVIN BLOODY WILSON
BOTH BARRELS MUSIC
Chocolate’s better than sex
I tried ‘em both and chocolate’s best
Have a dozen or more and still say, “next!”
Chocolate’s better than sex
You’re never too young for chocolate
You can have chocolate and tell everyone
Can even have chocolate in front of your mum
A chocolate won’t get you pregnant
With chocolate size don’t matter
Big choc, small choc, will make you smile
And even a soft choc satisfies
Chocolate’s better than sex
Chocolate’s better than sex
I tried ‘em both and chocolate’s best
Have chocolate all night without getting undressed
Chocolate’s better than sex
Chocolate comes in yummy, yummy liquids
Like chocolate sauce and chocolate syrup
Chocolate balls filled with chocolate liqueur
You wouldn’t have to beg me to lick ‘em
Chocolate comes in paints, creams and lotions
And nobody cares if a chocolate’s unfaithful
I’d never say no to chocolate facial
Chocolate’s better than sex
Chocolate’s better than sex
I tried ‘em both and chocolate’s best
I never had a chocolate I tried to forget
Chocolate’s better than sex
Chocolate won’t wake your neighbours
You don’t have to explain a chocolate stain
Chocolate goes down great again and again
With chocolate you don’t have to fake it
With chocolate you’re happy to swallow
Chocolate don’t leave curly hairs in your mouth
Bite chocolate on the nuts and it don’t scream, “OUCH!”
Chocolate’s better than sex
Chocolate’s better than sex
I tried ‘em both and chocolate’s best
With chocolate you’re happy to lick up the mess
Chocolate’s better than sex
