PAMELA LEE
Parody by JENNY TALIA
Bust was flat and had no boobs
Waitin’ for a trainer … bra
My girlfriends all had knockers before me
I tried pills and potions and Wonder Bra’s
Just to pad me up
Wishin’ I could look like Pamela Lee
One day near my sixteenth birthday
I stood before the mirror
Lookin ‘ for the change I’d hope to find
I stopped and stared in disbelief
Could this be really me I see
With the biggest set of jugs you’d ever seen
Freedom’s just another word for swingin’ in the breeze
In an old t-shirt and faded pair of jeans
Feelin’ good is easy with a pair of Double D’s
How’d ya like have a set like these
Good enough for me and Pamela Lee
From the Goldmines of Kalgoorlie
To the Queensland Gold Coast sun
As a meter maid I really made my mark
I caused whiplash, tail backs, traffic jams
Everywhere I went
Yobbo’s cruisin’, tryin’ to park their cars
Then one day crossing an intersection
I dropped my bag of coins
I bent over to pick ’em up off the street
My bra strap broke my tits fell out
Through screechin ‘ tyres ‘n’ whistles ‘n’ shouts I caused
The biggest prang Australia had ever seen
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I call ‘em me funbags I can ‘em me friends
The best bait you can use when you’re trawlin for men
Me and these are just like Pamela Lee’s
Norks, bazookers, boobs, gazonkers
Boulders, melons, hooters, honkers
Me and these are just like Pamela Lee’s
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