I don’t like rude people
I really don’t like rude people that are selective about who they’re rude to
Case in point:
Mum gets to all the gigs early to set up the merchandise
It’s when the crew are there too, setting up the PA & lights etc
Management (from the venue) walk in barking orders and generally acting like cocksuckers tossers
They have no clue that Mum is ‘the wife’ – as in, married to Kev
But that kinda makes it worse
‘Cause when Dad gets to the show later on that night
Wanky managers everyone is now all about kissing his arse polite and happy
That’s bullshit
Be nice to everyone or just be a dickhead 24 hours a day
Kiss everyone’s arse or none at all
Now lets talk about people who I DO like
The housekeeping ladies at hotels
I love ’em!
And not just ’cause they have the keys the chocolate kingdom
And the ladies that clean the motels too
I know there’s blokes that do it too
But 99% of the hotel housekeepers I’ve met are women
As we get further out of the big city on this tour, the housekeepers just get friendlier and friendlier
I don’t envy their job at all
Picking up after slobs like me
Although, I’ll admit since I’ve had kids and am constantly picking up after them
I try to leave the room is roughly the same state I found it
(if you don’t count the trail of empty mini bars)
I’ve yet to meet an unhappy housekeeper
I’m sure there’s some out there, but I haven’t met them yet
So while some people are arseholes
Other people are awesome
That concludes our lesson for the day boys & girls
I was a maid at The Heritage Inn in Roseville, California many many sheets ago. The reason maids are a happy bunch is…I would tell you but I’d have to sleep with one eye open everytime I stayed in a Motel for the rest of my life…you know…