by the power vested in me (from a certificate I got online) …..

Dudes!
Long time no nuttin’!!

Thought I’d better check in and see if you’re still here
I know those of you that read this website have been wondering where I am
I’ve been TWEETING and INSTAGRAMMING and I’m always FACEBOOKING
I’ve made a bit of a dent in the writing of my new Christmas Album. (will share some of that with you guys soon)
There’s also the weekly column in my local paper that I’ve been writing. You may not recognise me though….I’m not allowed to swear. thank fuck I can here You can check that out HERE…I hope…or maybe you have to sign up to read it? It’s confusing to me because, technology.

I have obviously been a little MIA and not paying attention, because I could have SWORN my Facebook page had around 14,000 ‘likes’ last time I looked
And I look today and there’s over 20,000!
What the what?

That’s kind of a big deal
And I think it’s high time we came up with a name for all the fabbo peeps that LIKE my Facebook page
You know, ’cause like Justin Bieber has BELIEBERS
Katie Perry has her KITTYKATS
Barry Manilow has FANILOWS (don’t ask me how I know that)
New Kids On The Block has BLOCKHEADS
Jimmy Buffet has PARROTHEADS
You get the idea…

Soooo…..
By the powers not vested in me, I hereby officially announce that all ‘likers’ of the JENNY TALIA from AUSTRALIA page on Facebook shall from this day on, be referred to as JENNITALS.

I don’t know about you guys, but that makes me happy!
What an awesome name. JENNI-TALS.
It just rolls of the tongue doesn’t it? 😉
I feel like it’s a club. A cool club.
Full of fellow fruit loops that love a good time and fart jokes.
Where political correctness can go fuck itself…and while we never intend to be offensive….if we occasionally do offend….BONUS!

Life’s short, there’s enough serious stuff out there to give even the happiest chap reason to wanna fall asleep with his head in the oven.
Let’s make each other laugh JENNITALS!!

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Are you a JENNITAL?
What are you waiting for??

CLICK HERE TO JOIN THE MADHOUSE!

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9 thoughts on “by the power vested in me (from a certificate I got online) …..

  1. Hi Jen

    I was able to read them without actually signing up.. so all is good there! Well done you!

    I always thought I was a jenny-tail-er anyway! Ever since the day I clicked ‘like’ and I read your every word! lol

  2. Lovin the new group name jennitals think we should get tshirts hats and badges. I for one would love to see other parents faces as I rock up to school to pick the boys up kitted out in jennitals 🙂

    Big love from the uk xx

  3. Soooo I am a JENNITAL. I guess I can live with that.
    I think I might not mention it to my teenage son though.
    And probably best you don’t go round telling too many people that your JENNITALS are spread all over the world 😉 x

  4. so now I am a jennital…sounds right…I lived with an asshole for long enough…hehe
    about the badge thing?? where we supposed to pin those????

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