We carved our pumpkins last night
Yes, the night BEFORE Halloween
We are THAT organised
That shit takes forever
Trying to carve out eyes with a blunt knife because Mum won’t let you use her really sharp knives because amputation, stabbing, hospital…. no thanks.
My lazy, but ingenious self, decided to rifle through Diamond’s tool box
when he wasn’t looking
And before you can say “I can’t believe you let your children use power tools”……
Why do it any other way?
See, I just look like a bimbo Smurfette
Pretending to be stupid is actually HARD you guys
Especially while driving and taking selfies at the same time