hit pic, july 4, twenty twelve

Chicago matched the record for the hottest 4th of July ever, yesterday (102 degrees Fahrenheit = 38.8 degrees Celsius)

It’s been sitting at around that temp for ages now, and the Kalgoorlie girl in me has been loving it. So has the girl that got a great recipe for lemon vodka slushies and a new blender (who is also me)

Yesterday morning Diamond said, do you want to have some people over for fourth of July?

I said, not really. Let’s just veg out and have a quiet one.

And he’s all, well I guess I better not invite any more then

Then I did my little half-eyebrow-what-the-fuck face and said, any more what? 

Any more than the twenty or so people I’ve already invited

So I kicked him in the balls. The end

So I sent Macaroni and Magoo to work in the kitchen (see below) where they made a great desert that was totally yummy if you don’t mind a soggy pretzel crust, and a possible stray Fluffy hair.

While I went to get more vodka¬†’cause I’m not good at sharing

 

4 comments

  1. Aww bless the little ones and thats the aussie coming out mate…i wont share my JD with anyone, they can have the left overs.

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