Chicago matched the record for the hottest 4th of July ever, yesterday (102 degrees Fahrenheit = 38.8 degrees Celsius)
It’s been sitting at around that temp for ages now, and the Kalgoorlie girl in me has been loving it. So has the girl that got a great recipe for lemon vodka slushies and a new blender (who is also me)
Yesterday morning Diamond said, do you want to have some people over for fourth of July?
I said, not really. Let’s just veg out and have a quiet one.
And he’s all, well I guess I better not invite any more then
Then I did my little half-eyebrow-what-the-fuck face and said, any more what?
Any more than the twenty or so people I’ve already invited
So I kicked him in the balls. The end
So I sent Macaroni and Magoo to work in the kitchen (see below) where they made a great desert that was totally yummy if you don’t mind a soggy pretzel crust, and a possible stray Fluffy hair.
While I went to get more vodka
’cause I’m not good at sharing