Spend too much time at your desk?
Can’t drag yourself away from Twitter?
Don’t want to miss a
enemies friend’s status update on Facebook?
Then grab yourself one of these
ugly fucking things must have loser pillows cushions for those who like to power nap while they network
Although, it looks a bit masturbate-y to me
Like guys should stick on their lap
And start ratlin’ the sperm bank
Or is that just the way my brain works?
Don’t answer that
Would you use one?
Alternatively, you could just save your money
for cheese puffs and beer
And just take your laptop to bed
like I do