If you said you were more excited than me rightnow
call you a fucking liar doubt that very, very much
Because this Thanksgiving (for all my U.S. mates) I am so fucking thankful
THAT MY DVD, WHO DARES GRINS, IS HERE
That’s right, it’s available NOW!
You can order it as of right. This. Minute.
And you’ll get it in time for Christmas
AND it’ll be autographed
Imma lose my shit over here….probably the best day EVER
Well, except for my wedding, and the day I had a shocking stomach ache, but turned out to be pregnant
You get the idea. I should have known it was going to be a shit hot day, when the lady in front of me in the drive thru at Starbucks, paid for MY coffee. How nice is that?
So I paid it forward and paid for the dude’s coffee in the car behind me. Then he followed me home ’cause he thought I was hitting on him
Orders will start shipping MONDAY – so if you’re in the UK, NEW ZEALAND, SOUTH AFRICA, or somewhere other than the U.S. or Australia – get in ASAP to make sure you get it in time for Chrissy.
AND, the first 50 orders will receive a SIGNED POSTER
I think everybody on my Christmas list can be pretty sure what they’re getting from ME this year!
AUSTRALIANS & KIWIS can ORDER YOURS NOW
US, UK, SOUTH AFRICA or ANYWHERE ELSE ORDER YOURS HERE