After six shows in a row
We’re ready for our day off today
I’m thinking of heading to the biggest shopping centre I can find
And get a start on my Christmas shopping
Believe it or not, I’m normally DONE with my Chrissy shopping by this time of year
But I have saved Diamond some time
‘Cause I already know what I want for Christmas
I met him yesterday
He’s my cousin’s beautiful 8 month old baby boy
His big sister is Dad’s newest best friend too
Which is no surprise considering he paid her in ice-cream
So all I need to do is find a shop that sells ones just like this
That don’t come with a sore vajay-jay, stretch marks or sleepless nights
But be warned
If I find a shop like that
I’m probably going to walk out with a matching set
He’s GORGEOUS!!! Yep – I still get clucky – THANK GOD for removing all hope or I could eventually find my way into the Guiness Book of World Records…Old, fat & crippled Mum pushing multiples…I’ll wait for the grandkids…
Hey, Jen, even after my 3 kids presented me with 13 grandies, and the eldest went on to present me with 4 gr8-grandies, I still get clucky – but know I can give them back when it comes to bum changes and titty feeds lol. Love them all but.