So we stopped for ice-cream today
We’ve actually stopped for ice-cream every day this tour
It’s Dad’s favourite food any time
But in New Zealand, where they make THE best ice-cream in the world?
It’s become a daily part of his diet
Hokey Pokey is the official flavor for this tour
Mum & I don’t usually join in the ice-cream-after-brekky ritual
Yes, Dad’s holding two cones today
What are you, a detective?
I said we don’t USUALLY
Mum said ‘no thanks’ today
But offered to hold Dad’s for him while he buckled up his seat belt
Then she proceeded to eat half of it
While I was waiting for Dad in the car
I was wondering how to pronounce the town name, MATATA
Was it like Matata, as in “Hakuna Matata” from the Lion King
Or like matata, as in “My bra strap is busted and now ‘my ta-tas‘ are swinging in the breeze”?
These are the things that keep me awake at night
So I look out the window
At another speccy NZ view
Then I see this
Squint at the screen, that should help
Allow me to you use the crappy zoom on my baby camera
Got it now?
Dudes, that is totally the Loch Ness Monster
Or some old tyres thrown in the lake
No wonder they can’t find the fucker in Scotland