the hangover

No, not the MOVIE

Although I do plan on seeing it when I get a chance

I’ve heard it’s full of gutter humour and fart jokes fantastic

The hangover I’m referring to today is the one in my head

Literally

I’m not praying to the porcelain God spewing up or anything

I just feel like SHIT

I remember when I could drink all night and wake up and start again and hardly be affected

Those days are GONE dude

I had 3 drinks last night

THREE FUCKING DRINKS and I feel like arse

I must be getting OLD and it sucks

 

Being a glass ‘half full’ kinda girl though

At least as I feel better knowing it could have been worse

What’s the bet that this chick woke up the next day 

And felt like she was recovering from an autopsy