milk for the horse

Twice a week I go to a little ‘mummy & me’ class with Miss 3

I took Miss 5 there when she was younger too

It’s great way to just hang out together

Play, colour, sing songs & dance

 

And sometimes she gets to have fun as well

 

Today she picked some horses to play with

She called them, ‘big girl poo-poo head’ & ‘baby girl poo-poo head’

She said the big girl was the mummy and she was feeding the baby

Me: What is the mummy feeding the baby?

Miss 3: Milk

Me: Where does the milk come from?

Miss 3: The mummy’s butt

Me: Are you sure that’s where the milk comes from?

Miss 3: Yep

Me: Well what about when you were a baby and I fed you milk?

Miss 3: Well I already know that milk didn’t come from your butt mummy

OK – so it’s just in the game that mother’s milk comes from the anus

Good

Then she hit me with

Miss 3: My baby milk came from Daddy’s butt

Then of course she ended with a big old, DUH MUMMY!

 

She’s three

And I am screwed