swine flu

Have just about had enough of all this swine flu talk

I read the other day that so far, 159 people have died from it, and everyone is wearing face masks

Yet last year over 2 million people died from AIDS – but no one wants to wear a condom

Kinda stupid really

Especially when 36,000 people a year die in the U.S. alone  from the ‘regular’ flu

But I didn’t want to miss out on the latest trend thought it might be better be safe just in case 

So I went out and got myself the latest in facial accessories 

Really uncomfortable

I get to re-breathe in my own stinky breath

It doesn’t match any of my clothes

And I can’t eat or drink with it on

So this might just turn out to be a shit hot way to lose weight

Who cares if I look like a fuckwit