bookworm

 

 

I’m at the library

It’s a requirement that I bring the girls here once a week so I can retain my ‘mother of the year’ title

There are bloody kids everywhere 

Some of them are arseholes

Running around, screaming, throwing stuff

Please excuse me while I just go over and lock the loudest one in the disabled toilet

 

Click

Now that felt good

 

How do you like THAT ya little bastard?? Let’s keep it between us though, OK?

 

Not sure if that kind of discipline is in the “How To Be A Perfect Mother” handbook that I carry with me at all times

 

Bloody should be though

 

Maybe I should write my own parenting book

 

Chapter one:

What do you mean I’m fucking pregnant?